Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.
It basically says that if I (in all my penis-having benevolence and wisdom) treat someone as an equal for even the slightest amount of time, I am entitled to have sex with them.
Explain how this makes sense in any other context of social interaction or psychology. Seriously. I’m waiting.
I didn’t burn your house down so can I live with you?
I didn’t step on your dog, can I take it home and keep it?
I’ve never keyed anybody’s car but they would STILL get mad for some reason if I tried to drive it home! What’s THAT about?
Stop acting like reaching the absolute minimum level of acceptable behavior is a Get Into Vaginas Free card, for god’s sake.