Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.

 

drethelin:

rosethyme:

Why are outliers named Georg

they’re mostly not. Outliers Georg is a computer hacker who managed to include himself in 10,000 studies a day and should not have been counted.

sulienapgwien:

avacrowders:

like I fully believe there is a monster in Lake Erie. a garbage monster. a sludge monster.

lake erie: the most likely place for the actual godzilla to rise

SEE nafansaurus I TOLD YOU

*borrows someone’s glasses, puts them on, then pushes them slightly upward* well, actually

a sludge/garbage monster would be Hedorah, not Godzilla, because Hedorah is the Smog Monster and is composed of pollution and toxic waste

Godzilla himself has nothing to do with pollution or environmental issues, his origins are far too inextricably connected to nuclear bombs and atomic warfare

il-tenore-regina:

desnascuffs101:

imsozarry:

OMG I KNOW WHY THEY ZOOMED IN KUVIRA LIKE SHE WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER LOOK :O

she’s a love child!

AND THEY EVEN PLAYED SOME WEIRD MUSIC.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 

Shit. I knew there was a reason they suddenly promoted an extra to named character with a musical queue.

puzzlestepladdertrick:

"Yay, hydras! They’re like dinosaurs but they can wear several hats at once!"
"SERIOUSLY MABEL?!"
Something different this time. Hooray for Gravity Falls!
-Admin X

puzzlestepladdertrick:

"Yay, hydras! They’re like dinosaurs but they can wear several hats at once!"

"SERIOUSLY MABEL?!"

Something different this time. Hooray for Gravity Falls!

-Admin X

There’s an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of paper and a sharp pencil. Then sketch out nine rows of fourteen squares each. Then throw the piece of paper away and find out who ever is screaming so you can help them. This is no time to fiddle with paper

Lemony Snicket, Who Could that be at This Hour (via very—lovely—indeed)

eternalecho:

A man c h o o s e s.  [A slave o b e y s]

This is why that “would you kindly marry me?” Bioshock-themed marriage proposal was so fucking creepy to me.

mary-batman:

Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”.
It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”