Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.
"Sources, people. Provide fucking evidence."
*stands at a podium*
I LOVE TUMBLR USER melodiousjustice. That is all.
There’s nothing quite like forgetting your shirt glows in the dark until you turn off the lights in your bedroom and startle yourself.
Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!
Homestuck’s been on hiatus for so long I keep forgetting it isn’t finished yet.
Tumblr’s going to explode when it comes back, but it’ll happen while I’m at work so the first thing I’ll see when I get on tumblr the day it returns is some ridiculously spoilery post that will basically ruin all the buildup I’d otherwise experience as I read the ending so I could finally be done with it. I have no idea how I feel about this.