Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.

 

Did someone say potato blogging?

he only brings it up because mentioning potatoes and how much he likes them has been a meme/in-joke for a couple years

kickyourascii asked
You do realize I'm going to have to start intensely potato blogging to counter your egg blogging.

Egg Recipe

yungterra:

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

  • egg
  • eight whole egg

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

(Source: yungterra)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

majingojira:

themetaisawesome:

titaniagigante:

stephenstrange:

pretty much

SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

























I think that last one is my favorite.

majingojira:

themetaisawesome:

titaniagigante:

stephenstrange:

pretty much

SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

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pocketaimee:  By request! Superman is basically a superpowered Mr. Rogers.

zeebeejeebees:  this is why comics.

I think that last one is my favorite.

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sanswaffles asked
I tried to cheat a fanfic with fanficmaker and plugging in other blogs you interact with and I accidentally caused you to have an affair with manifestlycovariant and poison nafansaurus with homonormativity.

doctorgaylove:

To be fair, that happened in real life, too.

Aw man. I’m too young to die.

birdsy-purplefishes:

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest thing ever.

"#I wonder if they bothered to do anything for Henry Selick"

NICE! But somebody somewhere debunked the caption and I forgot what they said exactly but basically:

1. All of that is lies.

2. The cake is a lie. It’s not even an edible cake. It’s like some kind of display cake that a guy made?

3. You can find it on YouTube somewhere. Some dude making amazing cakes.

I dunno where the heck to find the link. I’m gonna have to hunt down that reblog because I think somebody linked it there.

….

You know what? I can’t find it here either. =(

4. If this cake was made when the movie was made (1991 or 2 or 3-ish?) why are we JUST NOW seeing this footage and why is it in such high quality?

5. Why do people like to shamelessly lie to the internet? I’ll never understand it.

Oh shit, I didn’t know this was a cake of lies. I thought it was just more people ignoring Henry Selick.

birdsy-purplefishes:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And this is….
REAL!
https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/490724534513700864
What a class act.

Weird Al is the best.

birdsy-purplefishes:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And this is….

REAL!

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/490724534513700864

What a class act.

Weird Al is the best.