Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.
bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens
bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens
Fuck, iOS 8 is so pretty.
Bartleby the Scrivener (Herman Melville)
Wow, Tumblr… A week ago I was doing good to get 3 reblogs. Today I’ve had a post hit 247 so far. This website is a bit like playing a slot machine.
Ugh, tell me about it. I’ve had stuff I spent an hour photoshopping get less than twenty notes, and I’ve had one dumb pun I made on a Pokemon post get thousands of notes and end up on Facebook and a funnyordie article. It’s a total crapshoot.
The first season of Metalocalypse is so rough compared to the later ones, when a legit plot forms and the characters are more developed. It’s strange to think that the series culminated in a massive rock opera and is ending with an awesome season after so many years on the air, and such humble beginnings. It’s kind of awesome.
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
Nathan: I know!