Behold the great and powerful Nafansaurus, creator and host of ShallowCast, an amazing show where all kinds of nerd crap is discussed and we all get very silly.
I am a huge fan of Godzilla, kaiju, the Muppets, and MST3k. I play World of Warcraft and Pokemon, I love dragons and crocodiles, and I collect all manner of kaiju stuff. I live in Oregon with my best friend and sister blackholegirl, and I like to pretend I'm an amateur cryptozoologist, among other things.
I also complain about fandoms a lot.



bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens

bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens





I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

…you guys DO know that Salem was a puppet in, like, 90% of the shots featuring him, right?

My anaconda would prefer not to.

Bartleby the Scrivener (Herman Melville)


Wow, Tumblr… A week ago I was doing good to get 3 reblogs.  Today I’ve had a post hit 247 so far.  This website is a bit like playing a slot machine.

Ugh, tell me about it. I’ve had stuff I spent an hour photoshopping get less than twenty notes, and I’ve had one dumb pun I made on a Pokemon post get thousands of notes and end up on Facebook and a funnyordie article. It’s a total crapshoot.

The first season of Metalocalypse is so rough compared to the later ones, when a legit plot forms and the characters are more developed. It’s strange to think that the series culminated in a massive rock opera and is ending with an awesome season after so many years on the air, and such humble beginnings. It’s kind of awesome.


Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.

Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.

Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?

Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!

Nathan: I know!